By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Hypershadow 5

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

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velocraptor 0

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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hopsternak 13

You shouldn't be sad, this stuff happens, obviously because she doesn't value your love

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tbone5466 9

there's obviously a reason she isn't telling you and used that as an excuse

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tinman316 6

she lies. she is too chickenshit to give you the real reason.

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booterus 20

Be glad you're not stuck with someone that moronic. I'm sure there was worse to come....

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Either (a) she is a moron for believing that text message despite four years of happy relationship whilst OP is a sensible guy or (b) OP is a moron for not realising she is sensible and has used a stupid ploy to get rid of him whilst keeping real real son to herself. Either way one is sensible and the other stupid and gullible and thus a 2% compatibly relationship rating seems about right!

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