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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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Hypershadow 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:05

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

velocraptor 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:03

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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niceonejackass 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:07

On the bright side, you finally got rid of that retard. Maybe now you can upgrade to someone with Down's Syndrome.

gothymama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:58

Wow that sucks. Now add to the list of qualities of women that are automatic rejects: believing in psychics. Next time, date an atheist!

AnimalPorn 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:52

What a Bitch! Why go out with a mentally challenged chick though?

Dreika 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:42

You are better off without a ditz like that in your life anyway.

Stormblazer 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 8:03

You're better off without someone so insecure and unable to think for herself that she would not only CALL a psychic hotline, but actually take such a drastic action as a result.

ilovepickles 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:53

I'm sorry kid, that just sucks. :( but, there will be better days. just smile, you look cuter when you smile

DisposableHeroes 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:41

I feel sorry for your ex-girlfriend's criterion, poor little idiot, wasting her money to bullsh*t make-believe companies. Ah well, she deserves to be the company's little b*tch for being so dumb.