Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead... - FML

By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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You deserved it 10 261

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 943

You deserved it 7 033

By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 329

You deserved it 5 092

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 772

You deserved it 7 815

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 434

You deserved it 982

Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 231

Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 509

You deserved it 109

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 2 449

Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 4 986

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 368

You deserved it 5 597

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Top comments

your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

sexaddict247 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:51

If you gave a ****, you`d be happy shes there and go cuddle wf her instead

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mfreeeee 20

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:52

It takes a new level of stupidity to say that to a potential buyer.

kitkatmiaow 21

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:57

Yes!!! I keep noticing odd dates on the fmls :-/

watermelon_bae 15

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:16

At least she wasn't trying to sell you a swim suit that is too small! That wouldn't be too much fun.

pjsr 32

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:16

Yes, it's getting to be a bad habit

gosh_mate 30

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:31

If you're of a different decent, you're likely to be bigger than any of the Balinese. I remember I would always have to shop a large there, but am a size 8 here in Australia. Be comfortable with who you are! :)

curlytop101 23

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:59

What even is the grammar on this post?

waleedma 18

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:23

No the greatest sales person!!!!

saame9 11

Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:01

Guy-best compliment ever Girl-biggest insult ever

nevereyes 31

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:36

What would you expect if your fat? Y'all complain when people don't make your sizes and y'all complain when they do

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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 003

You deserved it 42 708

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 784

You deserved it 3 951

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Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 000

You deserved it 98

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 106

You deserved it 12 296

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 763

You deserved it 395

Today, I planned a busy day of errands: cycle 16 km, pick up a thing I bought online, go to the gas station, pharmacy and 3 different shops. I’m totally exhausted now. Maybe tomorrow I’ll find the energy to actually do all those things. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 362

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 663

You deserved it 3 482

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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You deserved it 20 765