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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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MistySky 17

Saturday 21 September 2013 2:40

She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x

Stayin_Classy777 8

Saturday 21 September 2013 2:40

Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend

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Ferret_Fanatic94 8

Saturday 21 September 2013 18:28

why were you the one in the kitchen....?

eternal_malaise 10

Saturday 21 September 2013 20:07

OP took too long. When the cat is away the mice will play.

johnbinek 4

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:27

That's why girls need to be in the kitchen.

bubble_burst 16

Sunday 22 September 2013 5:36

Your brother needs to be castrated unless he was trying to show your girlfriends a bitch.

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:58

Dump them both!!

BeeQueenbee60 4

Monday 23 September 2013 4:08

Ouch! That's a bitch. I'm guessing it wasn't the first time, she made out with him.

nachosbabygurl 9

Monday 23 September 2013 4:33

she must have been very thirsty

iiyahkinz 9

Monday 23 September 2013 9:20

Now all of you can be one big happy family

Al3xv3l92 24

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:41

It's okay she tripped & landed in his mouth jk but seriously that's messed up of you're brother & now you're ex gf.

Pinkfun69 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:03

Man what a ****! But, at least she is keeping it in the family. Sorry op

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