Health: Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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You deserved it 28 295

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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Naomimi_fml 6

Monday 30 July 2012 16:11

Happy birthday!

botanistjessica 24

Monday 30 July 2012 16:12

Obviously her engineering skills are sub-par.

Comments

nessbear3 5

Monday 30 July 2012 16:21

owch thats not a good birthday present. lets hope she got something to make it up to you

Nutz101 7

Monday 30 July 2012 16:23

Yup she got him a free trip to the hospital

laurbear12 3

Monday 30 July 2012 17:15

Who said it was free?

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 30 July 2012 16:21

I have a sister just like that. But now, you have to plan revenge. By the way happy birthday.

greenie213 23

Monday 30 July 2012 16:22

Classic prank going exactly as it should. Reminds me of summer camp...

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 30 July 2012 17:54

This one time at band camp...

btstig 11

Monday 30 July 2012 16:24

And a story you will tell for the rest of your life

Dixbfloppin 11

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:11

Definitely the most exciting encounter OP will ever face in his life.

TheJester12 15

Monday 30 July 2012 16:41

Hope you're not too sore for birthday sex. That'd be a real travesty

zandalee 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:03

Said the nun to the bishop...

rebel_belle1974 5

Monday 30 July 2012 16:45

Awww memories :)

linkinmobe 4

Monday 30 July 2012 17:01

Dude seriously ur a bitchass hahaha

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 30 July 2012 17:16

Dude seriously STFU haha-wait. Ignorance isn't funny.

white16sox 19

Monday 30 July 2012 17:25

I Can't wait to see what other idiotic comments you will make here. Your first one was a total fail.

Futacy 29

Monday 30 July 2012 17:41

Dude seriously? Picture the scenerio in your head... What should've happened was the bucket tipping over and the water fell on his head, but what happened was the thirty pound solid bucket full of water falling straight on his head; the edge of the bucket could've also busted the skin so that he'd need stitches. You should really think before you insult the OP because there are rules and there are mods.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 30 July 2012 18:52

The mods of fml send you an email if you don't follow the rules..trust me.

tony1891 22

Monday 30 July 2012 17:35

But did you get birthday sex?

vbmg152 18

Monday 30 July 2012 17:51

You mean ex-girlfriend?? Happy Birthday!

KiRaKaT 9

Monday 30 July 2012 19:10

It's not break-up worthy...maybe stern talk worthy but not break up worthy! It's not like she planned it that way...or did she?

StreetMaster 0

Monday 30 July 2012 20:54

That's what I say!!

fahd4life 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:38

Word

thisguy45 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:59

If she did plan for you to get hurt I would've banned her from buckets.

Jiinxx 8

Monday 30 July 2012 17:59

think of the bright side: your girlfriend will feel terribly guilty and would want to make it up to you, which will probably result in loads of lovin'. surely that's something to look forward to.