Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her...

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By dudster25 - 10/04/2016 04:20 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Friday 2 October 2009 23:16

At least it wasn't a *****...

pyromaniac222222 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:15

Did you ask for them back?

Comments

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 2 October 2009 23:26

Hopefully they did not contain skidmarks and sex stains.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 2 October 2009 23:30

LOL, sucks for u

sweeper17 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:40

lol that is rather funny but it sucks JUST a tad to be you

jackkerouc9 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:54

the big question was the professor a male or female?

expen_dable 0

Friday 2 October 2009 23:54

If your professor was a fat chick then she would have loved it, fat chicks will do you for anything, including crispy chicken sandwiches.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 2 October 2009 23:58

YDI for not checking your folder beforehand. Always verify what you are submitting right before you submit it so that you know 100% that nothing is missing, damaged, or, in this case, sexy.

fringle 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:01

I nodded this and said no… because I don't really get it. or maybe Im just stupid. or missing something.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:09

LMAO That's cute of her, but sucks how it turned out! .... hopefully it was clean and not stained. Also you should have checked your folder beforehand. I always double check lol..