By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
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GiantOctopusRulz 2

But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?

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feed_the_ducks 0

talk about one of the duller crayons in the box, she sounds lame so go you for not having to put with that mess anymore

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DovdGraaf 0

That sucks. Sounds like you didn't pick a smart girl

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Intoxicunt 5

Um, no. I'm not. Thanks for attempting to tell me how I feel though. Go read my conversations with plexico and mercyFML. I'm joking and chatting like normal. If you can't understand sarcasm, that's not my problem.

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Jason_fml 0

Was she upset because you guys haven't actually gotten that far physically yet, meaning the only way you would have one of her bras is if you actually stole it from her? I could see a girl being weirded out because of that and not wanting to be with you anymore.

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mo_the_owl 0

A man stole my bra. Creeeeeepy shit.

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MLSxxox 3

wouldnt she notice her own bra?? i know i would... lol #48!! xxox

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penizulaface 0

tbh, i probably wouldnt recognise every single one of my bras. and most peeps wear m&s and la senza cult ones like mine. ive got about thirty or so. nearly more bras than shoes, im pretty sure that this is the same for most girls.

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embarrassedsis 0

i dont think thats typical of most girls. i only have 3.

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penizulaface 0

holy shit. then what do you wear with a strapless dress, a halterneck, a coloured top, a black top, a white top, a backless or deep scooping dress, for pushing them up or squishing them down, on a cold day, when jogging, when youre on holiday or something and cant wash them every day? i mean theyre like £14 each, its worth buying a bra to not ruin your entire outfit.

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penizulaface 0

plus, not wearing a well supporting sports bra when jogging or exercising can make them sag.

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penizulaface 0

ohh and i even looked it up. the average is 15 bras. unless youre like 12, have really tiny boobs or cant afford it, id suggest you invest in a couple. even cheap primanis.

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anonymous891 0

I hate to break it to you....but unless she has an IQ of 50 she knows thats not a good enough reason....she was obviously looking for a reason to break up :

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proud_liberal 0

I said 'wouldn't she know it wad hers' and you censored that why? Christ

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kikersdoo 0

Your girlfriend seems like an idiot at least you aren't with her anymore.

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Intoxicunt 5

/is back. :) Have you ever been on To Catch a Predator? Someone said you look like one of the people who were on that show.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

ZOMG HE DOES!!! HE LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!!

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