Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween...

By heartbroke - 03/11/2012 10:02 - United States - Erie

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:34

What was her costume? Trampire?

welsea28 6

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:33

She probably felt guilty...either way sorry OP

Comments

Axipiter 24

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:14

There are NO excuses for that. I've had girlfriends I WISH I had cheated on, because I thought they deserved that. Then I matured a bit, and realized NOBODY deserves that, so I just ended things first instead. FYL dude, for going through something NO human being should go through. Drunk or not, people are still responsible for their actions. No exceptions. Anyone who says otherwise shouldn't get drunk. That's an excuse for people who have a problem.

Sai_Run614 7

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:24

That trick doesnt deserve any treats. Thats for damn sure.

bonsaiboy26 1

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:39

OP My advice just let her go on her way. Shit happens life goes on. If she was the one for u she would have been out with you or wherever you were. not out by herself at some club or party dressed that way alone or other friends. Not to mention drinking so much knowing where that leads.

Czech_Zidane 14

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:41

If my girlfriend would have sex with a stranger, she will probably turn in "former girlfriend" the second I find out about that. I despise adultery and being drunk is not an excuse.

TeddyB88 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:01

You mean ex girlfriend right?

jarockstar27 10

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:30

Well OP this is between you and not for millions of people who read FML to decide. People make mistakes and if this is her first then maybe it will still work....