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By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

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Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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Countdown

By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:46

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:16

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

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jpacker 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:40

ahahaha, dude i hate that show and thats possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard

mac222 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:08

to true

GraceMarieC 13

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:52

Are you insane?!? Lost is freakin' epic!! :D

TeeHee124 0

Monday 23 August 2010 4:05

Sayeed is the best. Spoiler alert: Locke dies and the smoke monster is killed by Jack.

anormalperson 25

Friday 25 July 2014 22:43

well...everybody has their own opinion I guess.

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:46

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

Plumppotato 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:28

its a compliment! can you keep it up for 20 minutes and not blow?

Samaki_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:02

Definitely worth it.

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:19

she is right

Huzzah 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:31

Lost = my life

hunkydory 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:38

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! made my night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sure, she couldn't watched it online, thus preventing your blueballs, but see lost is a show you watch when they first give it!

greenfairy_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:41

if she thought to look at the clock she must not have been that into it...

Vinny66 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:06

My TV shows come first! (get it?) But seriously, I don't miss my stories for anyone... I don't watch Lost but definitely for Survivor!

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:16

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

Vintage_Cola 29

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:25

I'm not sure if this is a relevant similarity but it seems to me the same people who talk about these TV shows like it's their life have a similarity with those who play World of Warcraft, and that "insert TV show here = life," and that they can't miss a single event. However World of Warcraft is frowned upon but these TV shows aren't.

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:29

Damn, you got ditched for a TV show. That ******* sucks. In all honesty, I'd dump her if she's gonna be like that.

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