Transportation: Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally...

By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Par for the course

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I carried my golf bag from the club house to my car. When I got there, my rear pocket got caught in a zipper on the bag. I couldn't get them separated. I had to take my pants off to fix it. Yes, three couples walked by, pretending not to notice. Had it not happened to me, I would not believe this story. FML

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jeffers 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

bridgette5866 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:43

This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

Comments

xoxcocoxox 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:01

is tht even possible?!?!

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:39

Haha it looks like im second. and YDI for being a wigger.

ricosuave1106 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:29

nope. yer 117th.

bridgette5866 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:43

This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

sukhdeep 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:42

I agree with me

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Friday 9 July 2010 23:24

kinky.. haha

rein 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:31

win!

HopelesslyHpfl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

thats horrible!

McLaughlane 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

ahaha omg. i'm sorry, that's terrible!

Warcry21 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:04

jesus christ 15 minutes and she didn't notice?

joce445 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:13

it was 15 seconds.

SittingInTheSky 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:56

lolage!

Kazze 31

Friday 2 January 2015 10:03

I don't think he would be here to post an FML if he was drug for 15 minutes..

lancewell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:04

#4 read it clearly says 15 seconds not minutes btw that realy sucks

loveyoy22 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:54

I thought it said minutes too >.>

MusicMans 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

AHAHA Thats pretty funny, I can picture that, in front of the people and your girlfriend! Being dragged on the floor. Oh man, I'd have to agree, your lifes ******.

jeffers 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

scorpiogirl666 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:06

Dude, that... sucks. oww, just reading it hurts!! ...no wait, that's my cat attacking my leg.

blairyboo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:30

uh?

puppyeyes56 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:06

#4 it was 15 seconds, not 15 minutes... Aww man, that sucks, that must of hurt to ! But,Lesson learned, pull up your pants and get pants that fit properly.