Transportation: Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally...

By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I carried my golf bag from the club house to my car. When I got there, my rear pocket got caught in a zipper on the bag. I couldn't get them separated. I had to take my pants off to fix it. Yes, three couples walked by, pretending not to notice. Had it not happened to me, I would not believe this story. FML

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jeffers 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

bridgette5866 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:43

This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.

Comments

dave2001soa 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:27

YDI for dressing like an idiot.

thneen 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:28

who the hell wears *exceptionally* baggy pants anymore? i mean, i can understand loose, so they're comfortable... but its your own fault for shopping at the hot topic clearance rack, buddy.

bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:34

I'm with #22. Exceptionally baggy pants are awful. Wear pants that actually fit your damn ass. I'm sorry you got dragged by a car; that must have been painful and damn embarrassing (though I'm wondering how you didn't get pulled under the back wheel...), but maybe you'll learn to dress properly.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:38

YDI for trying to be 'ghetto'

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:40

G-G-G-GANSTAA we got a straight thug in here reppin it up fo the west syydee dude, the gangster thing is over. Find a size that fits

richman9722 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:48

du du du dumbass! only a retard would do that, let alone even wear that baggy shit.. gotta agree with #25. get some new clothes

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:49

Ouch! Hope your okay

killingfrenzy 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:51

What are you demographically....african american?

Lauriebug 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:52

aaahaahaha. at least it was your girlfriend and hopefully you two can laugh about this? in the future anyway.. when you're secure in your pants staying up when you get out of a car..