By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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Well why the hell didn't you take it seriously?!

Ya you probably should have dumped her. She is probably loco.

it would have been creepy if you both really did take it seriously...

Respect the rock. You never know, she may not be able to hold it back when it goes for your noggin.

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Rocks make good pets: they're loyal, quiet and can clean up after themselves. You don't even have to feed them.