By just about pissed off - 11/08/2013 17:24 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
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Olympiakos10 15

I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

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Wizardo 33

This one time yellow beats brown hands down. Would rather have a Wankman anyway.

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mvc3ftw 17

But then he would have reeked of deadmau5

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johnrdz3 24

She took the phrase "piss off" a little too seriously

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K410 18

Lets be honest we all saw this coming once she said rain mp3 to help her sleep :p

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shellykjelly 26

Well... It's better to be pissed of than pissed on!

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AnOriginalName 19

31, unfortunately it sounds like OP was both pissed off and pissed on. Schrodinger's piss, perhaps?

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cottoncandymango 17

Unpeelievable!

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Storvolleng 28

looks like the rain has flooded the streets.

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Olympiakos10 15

I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

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Wizardo 33

A trickle turns into a flood... or in this case a yellow stream into a puddle.

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Roughlife28 7

So if there was thunder, what would have happened?

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Jiplo 18

F*** you thunder, you can suck my dick, you can't scare me cause you're just God's farts! *pffft*

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zahra_786 19

Well on the bright side..you found a good solution to help your insomnia! Just pee before sleeping next time :D

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natheitz 23

Next time, try sounds from the desert

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