Successful breakups and Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

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By whatthewhat? - 25/11/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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Skycop_S 23

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:13

Well, that was immature. YDI

halcyon93 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:14

I wouldn't have thought that's the sort of reputation you'd want to give yourself even if your now-ex-girlfriend really did break up with you...

Comments

jayd77 9

Monday 18 January 2016 10:53

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat. Don't make stuff up to get even. Just move on, she wasn't worth it anyways if she pulled that crap.

mneill 6

Monday 18 January 2016 15:09

And this is why we teach our kids not to screw around with other people's phones like that. And why they've lost them for days at a time.

withered 30

Monday 18 January 2016 15:37

You sound very immature. Ofc break ups hurt but come on... If you are unable to deal with break ups like a mature person you are not mature enough to have a relationship.

accountusername 2

Monday 18 January 2016 20:01

Everyone sext me on Kik @sextethere. the period is in there by the way. sext away. I send nudes. love you all.

ChrisMora 16

Monday 18 January 2016 20:37

That's a horrible prank. What would happen if you flipped all kinds of shit and hurt someone or broke something?

SBurrke 11

Monday 18 January 2016 20:56

What kind of ******* prank is that? The hell is wrong with people.

shepardkinz 19

Wednesday 20 January 2016 7:22

Because telling someone you've been cheating the whole time is any more mature than being broke up by text, real or not. The prank was stupid, but in this case, YDI.

914smv 18

Saturday 23 January 2016 5:53

this is why you need to think things through before saying them, and never say thing out of anger. Hope things get better.

Freewingradical 4

Saturday 23 January 2016 11:36

Tell her the girl you've been cheating with is the friend that texted you and the reason she came up with this prank is that shes trying you split you two up. If you're going down, take them with you.