By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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sartrow 8

sounds like your the only one not having sex in your relationship

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fantasyworld 37

Our minds first go to "I must be pregnant" even if we haven't had sex.

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Carlos_bh 10

She probably just accidentally admitted to cheating on you.

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TheBlackQueen4749 0

maybe she is getting laid

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lucasjames22 8

I don't know why you'd live with her for a year with no sex. and from the sounds of it she's doing someone else.

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