By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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missd420 16

Just because you aren't getting any, doesn't mean she isn't. FYL

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

oh god, i think you need to break up, if she is THAT dumb........

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JordynnLOL 11

A persons intelligence doesn't determine whether they deserve a relationship or not..

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hilde43 5

If I were you OP I would move on to the next women cause she is pretty stupid if she thinks she's pregnant without sex

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Lucky7Samson 10

She's cheating on you bro. No adults go sexless for a year. NONE.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Did you ever think you're the one who's been sexless for a year?

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sarahadlina 14

Unless she's cheating on u... Just saying..

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mehdiuk_fml 2

Correction! You had a sexless life, it seems she has been busier.

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circlelranch69 1

Hey dude your not really that dumb are you. Its her body unless you like carry around 24/7 maybe she ****** someone else. It has happened even to dumbasses like you

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twinkie193 6

You're not having sex, she is

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