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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 030

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 74 738

Let me out of here

By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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You deserved it 749

By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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You deserved it 77 756

By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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You deserved it 4 808

Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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You deserved it 6 095

ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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nora111197 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:42

well she has a point :D

_krystallynn_ 11

Monday 22 October 2012 0:46

pussy.

amarchingclock 6

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:51

You bitch, OP. That is all.

mcauley3 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 11:09

we'll who's fault is that !!

XxQuartersxX 14

Saturday 12 October 2013 14:35

You poor thing :( But maayybbee, you do want to man up just a tad :)

sixteen_machine 4

Monday 4 November 2013 23:10

Hahaha omg. I'm on random and somone posted "I tried to talk to my boyfriend about his manliness and he started crying.

__U__S__E__R__ 7

Saturday 15 March 2014 1:53

Why the hell are there so many YDI's? Unfair criticism can hurt.

craigriley1 2

Tuesday 24 June 2014 21:04

Why do people think that all guys have to be manly, some of us aren't comfortable being masculine and prefer to be more girly

Klima_fml 29

Thursday 4 September 2014 8:08

Nothing wrong with being a bit sensitive, I'm sensitive to and I know it sucks at times, but it's also a good thing to, depending on your situation.

tuxedoandex 28

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:59

the entire concept of gender equality disappeared as soon as i saw the comments here, FML

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