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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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Let me out of here

By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:30

Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T

LanaToTheTA 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:29

Aw u sound sweet! Lol

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Squiddlysquid 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 2:34

Haha, that's pretty cute.. Man up!!!

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:11

Screw her. Most women would love the fact that you're sensitive. Drop the bitch and get somebody who loves you for who you are.

4ugu4 7

Friday 7 October 2011 4:22

*rolls eyes* ur a five year old aren't u?

HEYpumpkin83 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:14

ur girlfriend already told us this....either that or this happened to someone else

Humanspider 18

Friday 9 December 2011 8:37

Loser

Chloeee1995 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:22

Some women like guys that actually have feelings(:

Kathts7 12

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:35

I love When men cry.. I don't mind you being sensitive at All! =)

damoki 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:09

Hand over your man card..... Now...

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 0:45

OP, grow a pair and show her you are a man. This will take time, but you CAN do it!

miwaywah 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:52

You sound just like my ex boyfriend. That ******...

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