By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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Top comments

emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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fabricatedego 5

I hope you kicked her to the curb

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supersquirel500 10

get even by ACTUALLY beating her

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Baron_Kaz 15

I bet your GF is black!

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ChrisMora 16

Glad to see you dumped the dumbass.

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jairolover 25

press charges on all 4. & dump that immature ass bitch.

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Kelnyquist 22

Break it off. This bitch is lying about you being abusive to her and it will only end with you getting in serious trouble for her lies. People get thrown in prison for these things and if you don't want to have that happen to you then get away from this lying c•nt.

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InfiniteSecret 20

I would get out of that relationship FAST! If they are doing that kind of stuff now, just think of what they could so in the future. GET OUT NOW!

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InfiniteSecret 20

Up that is when you dump them

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