By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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You deserved it 4 275

JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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MatRdms 3

Dude, wtf? If she thinks that was a joke you should break up! A relationship like is good for nobody :/

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bc3g09 5

That's awful and so unfair - i'm sorry you had to go through that. Good job on splitting up with her though. I'd love to say that you should pursue legal action against all of them, but as #102 said, that could give you a really bad time, when it just isn't worth it. That, and it might be really hard for you to prove your innocence, as people always assume the guy is the aggressor, sadly.

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chillnhill 24

Seriously, I hope you press charges against EVERYONE, the guys and the girl.

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young_stud 14

well, since people already think you beat your girlfriend, you might as well get your money's worth...

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thecrazymancan 17

If I were you I'd report those guys to the authorities.

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Etweens96 25

Glad to hear you broke it off! You don't need her in your life!

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m0nst3rl0v3r 4

Why are the three guys counter acting violence with violence? Its just like when a child hits their sibling and the parent slaps them upside the head. WTF? Point not proven

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loneala 3

So sick that she'd do that to you.. Glad you did the right thing and broke up with her, OP.

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baref00tmama 15

Glad you dumped her, OP. What a loser. Domestic violence is not something to use as a power play!

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