By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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You deserved it 4 275

JayDNut tells us more.

JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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Top comments

emmingle 24

Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.

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MzZombicidal 36

And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?

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Comments

nemcali 34

Dump her. She's clearly a moron. What is she going to do next time you piss her off? Getting you arrested?

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4ml 8

If she did that over an argument, what's she gonna do to you if you REALLY upset her. She's gotta go....

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JMichael 25

Joke or not you don't go around saying someone is abusing you when they're not. Shit like that happens. Sorry you went through that OP.

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JayDNut 1

OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!

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Levvy 22

Good heavens. While it's 100% your call, I am with everyone encouraging pursuing legal recourse. It might help cover getting that tooth replaced, at least. Glad you made it out at least relatively okay, though. Hang in there.

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FancyBoxUnicorn 9

She told everyone that you're beating her because of that?! Wow, that's immature. It's completely up to you, but if I was you I would take legal action.

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byron17 26

I'm also from the UK...Where the Hell is Florida in the UK!?!?!?!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Hopefully you do choose to pursue legal recourse and hopefully she and her "friends" spend Christmas in the slammer

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alex_jaguara 32

Well I can't say " You dodged a bullet with her" but you were unlucky for finding a 'woman' who is so selfish for not respecting your decision to meet your family on the holyday. Next time you better judge them more carefully.

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Wow, losing a tooth and being bruised all over isn't right. Were the guys who did this to you and your ex arrested?

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Iniezian 18

Prosecute those SOBS!

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frizz101 22

Sorry for your bad luck OP, I don't really know what else to call it, but you should press charges against your ex. After all you got slander, she spread rumors that you beat her, and assault, and, if you have a good lawyer, attempted murder charges. If you don't want to press charges, at least take her to small claims court and have her pay for fixing your tooth, and any other medical charges.

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pfft123 14

I totally agree with you #168. I have no words for this... she is a dumbass

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katt_is_here 24

Bitches like her are why women who actually get abused are afraid to say anything. Whoever your ex is, thanks a lot, bitch! Also, sorry for your missing tooth. That blows.

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Malfurious 17

Glad you got out of there before it got too late OP, she needs to grow up and learn that words and actions have consequences, hope things go smoother for you in the future.

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yellowzinnias 20

It's easy to click the wrong thing on the drop-down and not notice. Perhaps you missed the fact that United States is right underneath United Kingdom. 'Cause, you know...alphabet.

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darkfireflame 15

I'd be suing her for slander and calling the cops on those guys dude.

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Tattoo_Freak 15

That is ridiculous! Women like her are the reason so many abused women are not taken seriously! I'm so happy you dumped her ass.

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blazinjsin 5

I would have absolutely beat the shit out of her at that point. And dumped her, obviously.

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emirie 21

Beating the shit out of her is a little extreme

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amisenho 11

In other words, you learned nothing from this FML, blazinjsin.

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simsgirlgem 25

Dump this bitch if she doesn't realize that saying your significant is beating is bad than for your health man get out of this relationship

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limabeans101029 20

Seriously, just leave her. She sounds ridiculously immature, and it really is horrible to lie about something like that.

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SaoriKichi 4

Dump her and bring her up on charges. Usually sue happy is bad, but in this case, your revenge should be a nice weight in your wallet and a life free of psycho bitch.

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