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By fineididntwantkidsanyway - 02/12/2012 23:39 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML
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jamalamadingdong 18

Maybe the nutcracker suite would have been more appropriate?

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equin0xx 6

...Effectively changing "Jingle Bells" to "tingle balls."

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firethief21 4

handjobs are awsome when your not the one doing it to yourself, be happy to have recieved one

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chrissy2 28

But you let her keep going anyway... #boyproblems

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redmane 21

Hash tags don't work here.

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SillyGirl4602 23

I hope you did not want to have kids op. fyl

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Derpylicious 3

Why are you with someone who would do that to you?

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chrissy2 28

Maybe she's really into Christmas and gives really bad hand jobs, but has a great personality!

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pdp_fml 21

Did she give you a "happy ending" at least?

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aw3som3sauc3 10

There is no possible outcome for him that would end with him being happy...

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buckdharma 37

Jingle bells, nuts will swell. I think I broke two eggs Oh how dumb it was to hide, the texts I found today, heh...

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