By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet

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Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
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arano 29

I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing. On another note, are you not allowed to **********? That's a weird situation in itself.

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Welshite 39

Maybe you should stop using that electric toothbrush and moaning loudly in pleasure. I know brushing teeth is nearly orgasmic, but come on.

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Cold138 8

How does brushing your teeth and fapping even remotely (even in a distorted way) sound the same?

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Cavsfodawin 21

That is completepy retarded. If your gf doesn't want to have sex, and you are really horny, you know she probably has a vibrator at least 2× as big as your dick so why would she freak out over you jacking off. It's not ******* fair.

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Justine94_x 31

Why would she be pissed at that anyway?

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Aashi456 2

what's wrong about masturbating...it's an art right..discuss..

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itsjulia16 4

Definitely doesn't sound good and don't get how she could get those two sounds confused but regardless maybe she got upset not about you "masturbating" but maybe because since she was obviosuly in the other room at the time and you were in the bathroom, she prob got hurt if she thought you were in there masturbating when she was just in another room and instead of going to herans trying to indulge in your desires you choose to hide in a bathroom and jerk off...so basically she could have just thought wow he choose to use his hand than have sex with me which would make most people upset...idk how you or other ppl wouldn't have thought of this??? If you weren't in the same house or place together and you wanted to get off and she doesn't like that then yeah that sucks and a serious discussion is needed but you guys were together and just in different rooms so if she thought you were masturbating, she was prob just hurt that she thought you choose your hand over a real live woman!! But since you weren't masturbating this should have been easily talked out anyway...

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J15237 25

So lets just ask what if you were masturbating? Is she mad you didn't invite her to help you out or is she mad at the act? I mean not all woman want to have sex all the time and men do get horny. You have to have some way to get it out. What would she rather? you went and slept around?

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