By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet

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Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
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arano 29

I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing. On another note, are you not allowed to **********? That's a weird situation in itself.

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Welshite 39

Maybe you should stop using that electric toothbrush and moaning loudly in pleasure. I know brushing teeth is nearly orgasmic, but come on.

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Viper_Revenge 10

Wow, if you can finish in a minute, thats really bad

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RainbowButtFag 4

You might want to talk with your girlfriend. If she's upset that you were masturbating, there might be bigger issues at hand here. o.O

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freddygasman 18

I see what you did there #49, and now I'm going to go wash my mind with black to try to forget it.

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azog_fml 3

Maybe he was masturbating with Sand Paper.

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ShadowLurk 8

I can't imagine how someone can mix up masturbating noises with the brushing ones, either I can't figure it out why you can't ********** if you want to. Sounds crazy for me.

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Checkdasskye 3

Are you not allowed to ********** because it's kinda ridiculous if you can't. She shouldn't be mad even if you were wankin it.

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HRose 2

Holy crap, run OP! For a girlfriend to get upset at her BF for this is so damn childish and controlling. Even if you WERE, that's not her business. It's your body, play as you wish! You're not required to sleep with her for every urge you get. Seriously... RUN.

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mrslegume 8

I'm not sure what's more frustrating for you. The fact that she's not giving you time and space to take care of personal hygiene or that she has a problem with masturbating.

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Tannasgh 22

That sounds like someone with a guilty conscience...

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freddygasman 18

Maybe you need to slow down a bit. Think of it as a marathon instead of the 40 meter dash. You want it to last the whole 2 minutes, not just 30 seconds. That is the brushing, of course.

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