Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Wales

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

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Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Spicy

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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Top comments

Welshite 39

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?

cmayer 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:17

I am so very sorry for your misfortune.

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candyycurnn 10

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:27

Why would you agree to that lol

prissycat21 1

Wednesday 31 July 2013 13:10

I'm really interested to know how exactly you go about role playing as Justin Bieber...

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 5 August 2013 9:39

Is that you, Pedobear?

Kenjikai 5

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:52

Get this man some 151!! STAT! LOTS OF IT!!! I'd rather die before this...

Gamecast20 5

Friday 18 October 2013 12:39

Shes to young for you bro Run while you can

Chasse_fml 5

Sunday 27 October 2013 0:08

RUN OP, RUN!!!! Get the f*** out of there! Save yourself before it's too late. You don't want to know what happens next...

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Monday 4 November 2013 4:59

You know what? I agree with you. If he was kind to you and gave you hope to go on then that is the sweetest thing he could ever do for a person. I personally dislike him (he's been acting out these days) but who's to say that means I know everything about him, or who he truly is? The media isn't right about everything. Forget the rest of these rude a-holes who are determined to put you down because you like who they don't. You're right and they're not, this time around.

francismoncot 10

Sunday 8 December 2013 1:17

If you're having sex with a girl, then you can't also be playing and Justin Bieber

megt_fml 6

Friday 10 January 2014 12:48

Dump her, dump her NOW!

anthony99 14

Friday 7 February 2014 3:31

At least now your gf is one less lonely girl

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