By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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gabbiechaoss 5

If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.

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alexhaz64 4

While the idea deserves all the ridicule you can throw at it, she is your girlfriend. It might've been a bit harsh to laugh in her face. I'm sure there's a gentler way to show your distaste.

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jsolis1982 6

No, an idea that retarded deserves all the ridicule we as a species can muster!!!

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HeyArnold91 8

Is it sad I had to Google the Cullen family to understand this FML?

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jerrylee123 8

#17 No, that's not sad at all. Protect your innocence, for the love of God!!!

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annie_nk 22

Absolutely not sad at all! The less you know, the better.

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dunker_fml 4

Reading your comment gives me hope! Thank you for NOT knowing.

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HeyArnold91 8

I've never seen Twilight, when I saw Cullen family my first guess was a lame reality show, like the Kardashians...

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rotflqtms_ 21

Except that it's nothing like a reality show, just a 15-year-old girl's lame fantasy... & I'm glad I know nothing about the Kardashians... Except that they're rich and have a tv show... I'm not even sure I got the spelling of their last name right, but I don't care enough to check...

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Kn0wledge123 21

There is hope for humanity yet.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Hahaha oh my god yes! Thank you for not knowing!! This "movie" is so stupid! It's about how important it is to have a boyfriend in your life constantly. By the way that's not true... I love my boyfriend but I am still independent and take care of myself- which most girls should learn to do before you start dating.. Just sayin..

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junkman6 22

I too had to google "Cullen family tree." *shudders* I have to say if she gets It it's time to think about a new less creepy girlfriend.

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jasmine1259 2

The kardasians really aren't that bad. I think people who have never seen the show just assume they're morons. Kind of like how everyone is hating on twilight without ever reading it. I'm not saying it's a great book, but at least read something before criticizing it.

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ShyAnn29 14

I don't know why I got thumbed down, I just meant that there are worse things than twilight.

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kittytub 12

81- I read it. nothing special. the one thing I still remember is that the entire second book, when little bitch boy leaves her, is that she is so depressed. the whole book was literally a word barf. I didn't understand anything going on and all I could gather was that she was sad. ._.

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Alyma13 5

Because unfortunately, the book is awful. I can't think of a single good thing about it. And yes, before anyone asks, I did read it. I enjoy well-written fantasies with complex characters and thought out plots, not run-on sentences and an obvious self-insertion fanfic. I wrote better than that when I was 13.

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ShyAnn29 14

119, that's no reason to thumb me down, we all like or dislike different things, just because someone may like Twilight doesn't mean they're stupid or weird!

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MuseFan1991 14

127- id quit while i was ahead if i were you

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Evaloscity 6

127- You're getting thumbed down because you showed support towards Twilight. You will forever get thumbed down. Think before you speak. Nothing is worse than Twilight, movie wise.

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ShyAnn29 14

137, that's a very stupid reason, I didn't say it was the best thing ever, I just said it wasn't that bad.

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dessicakez 7

Wow. That really is a stupid idea lol I'd laugh too

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SApprentice 34

Look on the bright side, because if she goes through with it, she'll probably never get a chance to cheat on you- it's such an instant turn off.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Oh god... ._. Run, dude.

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fyl7899 12

17-- No it isn't sad. The less you know about crappy Twilight the better!

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HeyArnold91 8

I don't feel bad for not knowing anymore.

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Vidrill 22

I don't think you should laugh at her, but rather ask her to reconsider this, she will certainly regret it once the whole "Twilight mania" is over. You never mentioned her age, but I presume she is really young.... Once she grows up a little she will realise how meaningless and permanent this tattoo really is.

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