By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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gabbiechaoss 5

If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.

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LaBooskie 1

Gilbert Gottfried's voice.... Your girlfriend is a moron. You know what a moron is...Its your girlfriend!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

As you should have!

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trueblue170 13

RUN. RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK.

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Abracadavre_fml 9

Leave. Leave her as fast as you can.

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Shrike 23

A Star Trek version of the same thing would be just as stupid. And "bitch fit" isn't sexist, you idiot. You sound like you just have a chip on your shoulder when it comes to men, and that IS sexist.

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kazumaeri 4

...dude you should be like only if i can get Bella's face tatted on my hand xD

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bryan788 29

Sounds like your girlfriend fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on her way down.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Everyone saying OP should run is obviously saying it just because the girl likes Twilight. If she'd said she wanted to tattoo Harry Potter-related stuff on her back, everyone would say she was awesome. News flash, just because she likes Twilight doesn't make her a freak. Now granted, some people take it too far, and I agree that her wanting a Cullen family tree on her back is odd and one of the acts that make all Twilight fans look bad, but if OP can't respect and accept that his girlfriend likes the series, he should leave, but for her sake, not his. Of course, I don't condone her having a "bitch fit" over such an asinine desire as getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back...and now the cycle repeats. Bottom line - Twilight is a great series, loved by many, and no one should be ridiculed just for liking it.

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

Nah, if she wanted Harry Potter stuff on her that would be pretty nuts as well. Twilight just sucks. It's like those freakish women who name their kids "Bella".

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ShyAnn29 14

Not everyone who likes Twilight is a freak, I agree that some people take it way to far, but it's not right to judge her for what books/movies she likes.

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FarscapeSDC 9

People who want to do stupid things like that deserve to get laughed at. If my girlfriend had told me that (If I had a girlfriend) I probably would have assumed she was kidding and laughed too.

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