By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Lolzords 11

Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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Ickle_kins 0

that happened to me, it's not that bad. wimppppppp

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Intoxicunt 5

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, *gag*. WHY did you have to make me think of that!? Now both my feet hurt. :( That's terrible. FYL.

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drybamboo 0

I feel your pain, OP. Really. Right after I visualized your toenail popping off your toe, I started feeling phantom pains.

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alex_vik 0

Ouch, I've had that happen before, it's no fun.

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bananamanama 0

Oh my god that must suck. I took half the nail off my index finger once from slamming it in a car door, one of those big doors on cars with only 2 doors. I was young so I don't remember too much. When you cut a nail too short or it rips off a bit short that HURTS. I can't imagine it being the whole nail and on your big toe. DAMN! FYL!

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deliapearl 0

so? walk it off. it's what real men do.

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Jennydew 0

You should have ripped her toenail off and then ask her who's the pansy now!

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wakawakawaka_fml 0

That's happened to me twice; and I know for a fact it hurts like a bitch. FYL.

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subcultured 0

the fact that half of that was a Happy Gilmore reference made me chuckle a little.

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hele_fml 1

I lost the nails on both my big toes, due to cold. Yeah, playing soccer in the snow, without a change of socks is not smart.

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