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By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 11:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 741
You deserved it 12 575

Same thing different taste

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SApprentice 34

I think I'm in love with your sister.

Damn I was gonna ask if OPs sister was single. It's great seeing mouthy kids these days get punched in the mouth. OP your girlfriends parents are fail and your sister will be an awesome parent lay down the F-in law.

jablome 6

Calling someone a stupid bitch isn't illegal. Punching one is illegal. Your sister acts like a stupid bitch.

Stfu! No one cares if it's illegal or not. She came into her house and disrespected her. If she had enough balls to say that shit, then she deserves whatever she gets. People need to learn that you can't say what you want to say to somebody. Not everybody is gonna let it slide.

jablome 6

You stupid ******* troglodytes are what is wrong with the world. You're too ******* ignorant to use words to settle disputes, so you resort to the only thing you can comprehend, violence. Pull your head out of your ass and you might learn something.

You are a mad little bitch, aren't you? Lol. You must be one of those little bitches that likes to run their mouth, and think it's ok. I can get my point across either way. You're 100% lucky you aren't talking all this shit in front of me. You'd get your ass kicked! And you can take that, and shove it up your smallest hole, bitch! Don't bother responding, I don't understand bitch speak.

Lichinamo 33

If punching people were illegal, our prisons would be more packed than they already are

holyshitbatman 20

your girlfriend TOTALLY deserved it!

missnuthin 10

you sure you want to date a girl from a family that's THAT messed up? If she thinks insulting people to her face, who knows what she'll do when you and her fight...

therealafroninga 10

See, that's the reason I date in the family ;)

Sounds like your girlfriend is the stupid bitch in this situation.

lexi365 20

Who goes to someone's house as a guest and insults someone in the household? And in nonrelated news, your sister is amazing.