Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch"...

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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daner10 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 19:27

Who's the stupid bitch now?

RedSnuwolf 4

Sunday 23 September 2012 19:28

Your sister is a total badass. :)

Comments

BeautyOfGrac3 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 19:52

And that's how stupid bitches learn XD

poorjudgement 26

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:19

FYL for sure, but your gf definitely deserved that.

fanaticdragon 10

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:20

YGDI: Your girlfriend deserved it.

kikimonole 13

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:35

That's hilarious. Maybe now your girlfriend will learn to wait to call someone names until they can't be heard! It's still mean but she won't get punched because of it. She so deserved it, but sorry about the possible bitching about your sister that's going to happen now.

kimg0885 23

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:40

You should have saved it for the Jerry Springer show,at least she could have gotten paid!

jmcr 27

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:47

Dont evny you when uou get dragged into the middle of their cat fight

matt98_fml 13

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:48

FALCON PAWNCH!!!

lidsthesquid 4

Sunday 23 September 2012 23:44

No.

perdix 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:50

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berryblizzard 11

Sunday 23 September 2012 20:52

Well no shit, what did she expect? A friendly response? I don't think your girlfriend is a keeper.

Longshott 4

Sunday 23 September 2012 21:02

It's a Jersey thing

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 24 September 2012 3:14

What! where does it say they are from jersey? No it's not a jersey thing I'm from jersey my family doesn't act like that, my husbands family doesn't act like that. Trash acts like that-- doesn't matter what state you are from.

JessalynVictoria 6

Monday 24 September 2012 6:36

It's not called being trashy... It's called not being a motherfucking doormat. There was probably a more diplomatic way to deal with it... But maybe this wasn't the first time it happened. Maybe she lost it. And really you're telling me that if some one ****** with you enough you might not just do that yourself? Again not saying it was the right or wrong way to deal with it, but not every one who gets in fights is trash.