Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking...

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 679

By Cody1324 - 04/12/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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You deserved it 95

By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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You deserved it 4 242

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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You deserved it 3 802

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 799

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 722

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:32

Threesome? Oh the incest....

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FMLrockzdude 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:48

naughty

sbx 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:02

Lol is this a joke lollol :D Good god reading all the "my boyfrend dumped me for my sister" I thought you could at least safely have a lover if your sibling was of an opposite sex. Apparently america is alternative even in that way. Lol man...

ikissincars 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:47

Haha. im a lesbian too. if i was bi id leave you for your sister too(;

LadyEmi 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:30

Ohh sexy :)

merrielp 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 23:13

Kinky

muddyshoe 0

Friday 5 October 2012 21:22

Hey at least u made two women happy lol

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 14 May 2015 7:02

theyre both bitches

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Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML

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Same thing different taste

Get your facts straight

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

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