By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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mofran 0

shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.

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wisese 0

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

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googlewtf 0

Ur girl was a bitch move on. sprout some balls everything is dirty. U pussy

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Maritza345 0

That's not nice. Go to her house ring her door bell yell HAPPY FREAKIN HOLIDAYS and shove a pie in her face then walk away

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gawjaxo 7

I know it's unoriginal, but what a bitch. That's just plain cruel.

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COLDB3AR 6

LOL that is amazing !!

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fmlahahaha 5

You musta pissed her off. Or she was crazzzyyyy

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CptZoe 10

I wonder what you did to not only have her leave you but also have her chuck shit everywhere... YDI? FML? The jury is out on this one.

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CptZoe 10

I don't think this guy eats anything by the sound of it :/

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