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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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mofran 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:48

shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.

wisese 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:51

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

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lukotheboss2 0

Friday 9 December 2011 17:39

You're a pussy

kei1108 13

Friday 9 December 2011 21:53

That's so mean! I'm am sooo sorry, OP. that's just a terrible thing to do. I hope you didn't do any thing to deserve it!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 9 December 2011 23:09

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

H3AV3N76 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 2:20

What a bitch

dreambig321 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 3:40

Well what did you do to deserve that?

Samigirl11 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 4:54

Wow I'm sorry ******* punch that bitch in the face. Dirty little *****

yuuudiii 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:58

germ can kill you.......literally....

Joshawott 21

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:31

I'm guessing you pissed her off?

nickolai2014 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:14

Wow. That's stupid. **** that bitch, and tell her she was bad in bed. And her boobs were small.

LuciDaniels 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:29

What did you do to deserve that?

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