By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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mofran 0

shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.

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wisese 0

Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

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Nucl3arMoos3 7

And that my friend is what we call bitch

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jrule 0

Abviously she wanted to get you back for something you did. Oh well go on and enjoy life.

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aleasucks 0

Damn what a bitch. But you gotta give her some credit, she clearly knew how to piss you off.

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eatpraylovee44 0

HAHAHAHA good for her. XD

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Humanspider 18

Why would someone do that? Breaking up with someone does not mean people need to become bitches. I never understood why society condones acts of pointless revenge.

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juicyfruit222 0

Lmaoo something I wud do if u were a jerk off

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theonlysweetpea 10

What a bitch! I hope you put on a rubber glove

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ALLDAY88 8

Take a dump, put it in her oven and bake that shit.

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kittybaby01 10

you must have done something to piss her off so YDI.

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