By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
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(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.

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snowkittyyy 18

Sorry to hear about that. Maybe you should discuss it with her? I'm sure you two can work out something. Maybe not go into her room aha. :p

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StarkWolf_fml 23

I can't wait till she drags you to see Suicide Squad lol. you probably piss your pants

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kwilkens 15

You must be joking!

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fakedsincerity 32

At least it wasn't one of the creepier clowns like IT or Ronald McDonald.

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Mathalamus 24

wel;l, thats interesting. frankly, i would be more concerned that shes a big fan of the joker.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Meh, nothing wrong with being a fan of the joker. Poor OP, though, I'm not sure how he'll manage with his fear and his girlfriend's hobby/passion

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Mathalamus 24

i think the Boyfriend will do the mature thing and talk it out peacefully.

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BTLoser96 9

Why are your comments getting so negative votes? What did you say that was so wrong?

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One_Way 43

If it's reminiscent of the Joker, the exploding kind.

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

I have a Pop figure of Batman-Joker on my desk... I hope it doesn't explode

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mustangbravo 27

She does sound awesome! I could see where that could be a problem for you though.

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metreman 19

want to know how i got these scars i just smile

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lukian_fml 29

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legodude28 16

How on earth does that make him a bad boyfriend?

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MonstreBelle 29

I need to go break up with my bad boyfriend right away. Not once has he video chatted in my bedroom instead of coming over. That son of a bitch!

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Emirac 10

Literally not once have my boyfriend and I video chatted. We must break up immediately.

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LMAO__no 15

Looks like I'm on the fast track to divorce because my husband and I have never video chatted and he's in my room all the time!

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