Love: Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant...

By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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riku3220 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:38

Hey, at least you don't have to take care of a kid that's not yours! Also, how does she suddenly find out she's 4 months pregnant? She would've missed her period 4 months ago!

LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:37

ouch...

Comments

mymsong 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:41

bitch move

FML_DP 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:25

You are a real man for wanting to be there for her, I completely respect you.

craphappens92 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:20

Dnt worry she was probably a dirty girl neway

DoctorManhattan 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:47

Gee, women can be horrible selfish awful cruel bitches? Color ME surprised.

jenna009 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:20

You're a good guy for saying that you'd stay with her, but maybe it's best for the baby to be with his/her father?? Sorry to hear about that though.

Ninjarear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:57

ur a good guy, but hey look on the bright side, u dont have to take care of someone elses baby

KaelMcG23 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:10

hey don't worry about it. You're obviously a good guy and deserve much better. Just watch as the other guy cheats on her or dumps her again.

paigeey16 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:20

DAMN UR 1 HELL OF A ****** GUY SAYIN U WOULD STAY WIT HER AN THE BABY AINT UR'S!

AustraliaTM 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:28

Dont worryy sweetss same shit happened to me witthh my bf.

fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:31

You don't need her... If she's that much of a dumb bitch, and couldn't tell she was pregnant for 4 months? Uh... you know... you generally miss your period if you're pregnant. Also, if you're having sex you should probably get tested periodically... like every month. tl;dr: She's a dumb ass, let her go be dumb with her 'baby's daddy'. Look on the bright side: No children.