By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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ChocoGabz 5

Man, just look at her for ten seconds, gently rubbing her cheek and finally slap her calling her on bluff... And finally call the police on her to make sure that she doesn't suicide or kill you. Problem solved :)

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Cavsfodawin 21

Well sorry your girlfriend is an absolite physco. Call someone about it (idk if ypu could call the cops about something like that)

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T1A2Z3 34

Tell her parents or a friend or someone else or even call the police before you break up with her

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T1A2Z3 34

Tell her family or friends to keep an eye on her and Gtfo

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