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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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Top comments

MyHandIsNumb 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:26

Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

That should make you the better person then =]

Comments

doglover100 28

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:04

I hope you still have a shot with the other girl.

jaycee029 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:15

Atleast you're a faithful guy. Sorry that happened though

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 23:14

"thanks for being honest, now get your shit and get out **** i can control my gentials but apparantely you can't"

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 7:11

Universe gave you a sign. You didn't listen. :0

OneGuySixDemons 23

Wednesday 18 January 2017 20:32

Well, at least you have better morals than your (now ex-)girlfriend...

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Sunday 20 September 2020 18:08

Oh poor you, you missed the chance to cheat. Why do you want to sink to their level.

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