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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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Here comes trouble

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 01:02

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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Drama abounds

By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML

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He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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Rivalry

By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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MyHandIsNumb 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:26

Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

That should make you the better person then =]

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spamme 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:43

30% of the women have sex with co-workers

LittleGigiK 0

Monday 6 July 2009 18:33

She must feel really guilty now.

helios_rex 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:11

YDI for turning down what could have been some good pussy. Cheating on a GF/BF is no big deal... only practice monogamy once married.

Nonnag 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:55

Dude, be glad she atleast told you...

QuentinM95 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:13

This is why women are evil cold blooded creatures :]

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:32

Well did she apologize or just casually mention it?

MsGates 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:41

That only proves that your the better person it's a good thing u didn't cheat on her now u break up with her and get with someone better than that

GREENGIANT2674 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:40

iv done that. its shit isnt it?

SheSheeeee 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:41

fact is... you chose to be loyal. good job.

imallmessedupx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:52

hahahahahahaha! Even though that was so nice of you,it sucks insanely

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