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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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haileyrows 26

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:07

Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

mynameischarles 13

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:09

Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

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bellydancer82 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:40

I would've ended the breakup with, "....aaaaannd that's why I wasn't going to get that tattoo. Thanks for showing me I made the right choice!"

limegreenpoopie 31

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:44

Overly attached girlfriend 0__0

igg125 30

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:06

You don't nerd Her. Hopefully she doesn't attack you bride on the wedding day.

Jethco 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:08

She's insane. Let her go.

bosniangirl27 21

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:16

It's good you didn't give in to peer pressure

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:18

There is another FMY I read which read boyfriend got the girl to get a tattoo of his name then dumped her saying he kept quiet about dumping her until after the tattoo as he wanted her to have something to remember him by. Think yourself lucky. That she walked out for such a soft reason just proves you were right.

EcoAirWarrior 7

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:19

Chase her away while screaming vernal abuse

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:21

If she reacted like that, you're definitely better off without that in your life.

usnwife 18

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:22

Im proud of you OP! Even after 7 years married and every intent to stay that way forever, no way Im getting hubbys name on me. We got tattoos that go together and represemt our relationship, but they work alone too and no names or dates. The only acceptable names to get are kids or parents/close family remembrance, IMO

jayennachristine 23

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:23

How is this an 'FML'? Be happy that psycho b**** is gone!

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