Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there...

By blaise - 13/04/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

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OperationNicole_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

Oh snap :|

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:12

wow thats bad.....you should find the other guy and tell him just to get her back.

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chewyy_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:20

it took her 8 years to tell you you were the other guy? >_> way to make a guy feel like he was the right person

King_Kizle 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:35

dang dude, nothing worse than that feeling...nobody deserves that. Better to find out now than later though. You'll feel better in about 4weeks.

idrivefast 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:47

#108 OP = original poster... anyways, You'd have to be pretty dense not to notice something was up.

crystalc0la 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:06

OUCH :(

ams116 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:19

Dont believe this at all you have to be pretty dumb not to notice something like that for so long.

iebabe 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:45

oh that sux..!!

nodbor 11

Tuesday 14 April 2009 7:09

So was she always with this guy on holidays, vacations. every night slept in the same bed.........

AlexJakubsen1 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:31

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Claire_bear 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:33

Haha #18 made me laugh Oh and I picked up that OP means the person who sudmitted the fml, but what does OP actually stand for?

teh_ass 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:09

Fail for not knowing.

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