By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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TotallyAradical 14

Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.

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Pleonasm 35

You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship

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toaster012 17

Calculus sucks.. and so does your situation

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Satoaoi 13

well you know people cheat on each other more and more these days. she's just naming sure your not

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Ella_fml 17

Apart from the usual deductions, maybe it's not as simple as two plus two... "Today I saw my boyfriend paying yet another woman to give him math test answers. This isn't his first time I caught him cheating on an exam and denying it, that cheating bastard. Fml."

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jjmiller1001 17

you are better off without her if she can't trust you in the library, how will she deal with it if you have a job and work with another girl

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TheMystery13 13

"Well what do you expect me to do?! I love you, but maybe if you'd wash your damn twat, I might be able to stand the smell long enough to be satisfied with you!"

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onorexveritas 23

did your calculus teacher back you?

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dmac843 2

Dump her NOW! It's only gonna get worse.

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