By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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TotallyAradical 14

Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.

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Pleonasm 35

You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship

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TisAPenguin 16

Unless you've given her a reason not to trust you, that was so uncalled for. I hope this doesn't happen often, and if it does...why do you put up with it?

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Shadowlainx 11

talk about insecure, if she can't trust your own tutor who can she trust you with

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amarchingclock 6

Don't do something good that looks bad as my mother would say!

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dabob 2

Ive never read so many math puns in my life.

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DDCA 24

She needs to get over her insecurities. Coming from experience, an overly jealous partner can put a lot of strain on a relationship.

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buddy51 23

Do the math, OP. Your GF is a negative number and needs to be divided from your life. You can then count on multiplying your prime integer on a tangent with some added sine waves of cosign-sensual sweet sweet tutor **** delights.

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chuckcloninger 12

Is your tutor a "babe" or something? In any event you have a picture of your future with this woman. So get out now. Gracefully if all possible as it could get worse.

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SirWTF 10

Maybe your girlfriend was on her period? I'm no expert on women, but I've heard that their insecurities tend to shoot up at around that time of the month.

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kyoyaotori 7

SirWTF: Even if the girl is on her period, it is no excuse to assume anything about her boyfriend. That is just sheer jealousy, unless, of course, OP was doing something with the tutor. As he posted this FML, I am going to assume that he didn't do anything with the tutor and the girlfriend is just a jealous woman. A period is no excuse for bad attitudes, just as being drunk is not an excuse to be an asshole.

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