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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Misery

By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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You deserved it 384

By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Right in the kidneys

By still single - 28/07/2021 22:01

Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 134

By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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calilovesneb 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:21

I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.

EverestMelting 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:23

It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!

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brittyboo123 35

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:49

I'm sure you'll find someone better, if that's what you choose. Still, four years is a long time, you'd think someone would respect and love you enough..

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:51

That's so ****** up. Hopefully you can find someone who isn't as selfish, OP.

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:59

Better that it happens now rather than after marriage and kids!

rykothechubby 5

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:59

People who work to save others lives should receive the utmost respect from everyone, not this bullshit.

Vitualamen 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:02

She sounds like a keeper!

dangousity 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:08

Ex girlfriend you dumb mother....

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:38

Mother... Goose? Mother bear? MOTHER OF PEARL?!... Honestly, I'll never understand why people censor themselves on a website that doesn't require it.

Aggressive 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:09

Sorry OP, she doesn't deserve you and the work you do to help save peoples lives, she sounds really selfish.

angel55033 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:13

You don't need that there's no excuse for cheating you're better off!

Pstraka6 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:17

Do some surgery on thst relationship and cut her out of your life like a bad tumor. You CLEARLY deserve way better

papasik 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:20

hmm, let me see... how about telling her you won a free plastic surgery at you hospital and offering it to her as a comebackhoney gift? of course we all know surgeries like this can sometimes have side effects, esp. if performed by a considerate friend...