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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Woah she needs to slow down..

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s1ckpup 0

YDI if you didnt slap that bitch after she said that.

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Ballowall 5

Only in Ohio. The chicks here are nuts.

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dathan 14

Only get a girlfriend if you can imagine yourself marrying her. If you can't, you're using her. That's how I see it. Maybe 3 days is a little fast but if you seriously think this is a 'FML' you should consider breaking up.

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JuuChan 3

"Consider?" There is no considering. Once she said that, it was a deal breaker. And if it's not, this dude is as crazy as she is.

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xlespartanx 1

Pam pam papam pa pam papam weeding soon

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dabomb1463 0

Your name is a WIN

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Vertas 10

RUN! There comes a time in everyone's life when they need to find the exit doorway and my friend this is yours.

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redsoxmatt8342 1

Hello, I'm a red flag, nice to meet you.

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Mopmob02 18

Sounds like you lucked out, how mnay people know the girl they will marry after 3 days of dating? but seriously... run, fast, and far.

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