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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:06

3 weeks you better run she's crazy!

jnanderson 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Tell her you're sterile

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Saikon1357 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 8:33

Call the cops anonymously and gtfo.

blacks_fml 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 8:35

run forest run.....

Martnikk 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 8:42

Well let her

invadermaythe1st 35

Tuesday 4 February 2014 8:59

Her child wants to do something, that she doesn't want it to do? "I'll kill myself."

WhackTheJackal 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:01

Run as far as you can.

The_Khan 12

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:14

Do not trust her to handle birth Control.... Or the condoms afterwards. Also threatening to kill oneself should be taken serious, not that you need to do what she says but asses the situation and perhaps get her in Contact with a proffessional.

allahtheholy69 2

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:19

RUN THE **** AWAY

Krazzyjay 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 10:17

Cut ur losses

katties 27

Tuesday 4 February 2014 11:08

Maybe it's time to leave her and let natural selection do its thing...

NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 12:28

Stage 5 clinger... Yep you're ******.

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