Cat claw marks look nothing like peoples. The width of the scratches would be, obviously, as small as a cats paw. Even with its toes spread still wouldn't be as large as a human hand.

It's not worth explaining yourself... You would look like a cheater and a liar.

Ya right! who is going to willingly try to shower with their cat?! you did not try to shower with your car YDI

If yins were dating for two years you wouldn't have been too scared to say 'I showered with the cat' to save your relationship.

im only 4 years older than her and i dont type like that. i dont see why age is an excuse.

#76 your mind hasn't changed in the last 4 years? You should probably seek medical advice

This FML should read "today, my girlfriend dumped me because I'm a liar"

this is something my boyfriend would do. sometimes he can be so... special. tell her the truth op! shes feeling pretty betrayed and hurt no doubt. dont leave her like that. who knows. she might take your goofy ass back. good luck!

so i should seek medical advice because ive not typed like an idiot in the past 4 years? right. idiot.

Why the **** would you put a cat in a shower? You have a death wish, son?