By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
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quickit 24

YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

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Klima_fml 29

.. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

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DogeMan 14

Was it really worth losing ur girlfriend? U should have speaker up and maybe she would of had a laugh out of it

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ligerzero459 24

Either you're lying or are a total pussy for not dealing with a little bit of embarrassment with your SO. Either way, YDI and good for her

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Ki11erC 18

She can't mean that much the. And you're an idiot for not owning up (also for putting a cat near water).

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Leawkward 6

Biggest question: Why the hell was the cat on your back? Your girlfriend was smart to break up with you and second you are the worst liar. Your story does not add up.

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