By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
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quickit 24

YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

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Klima_fml 29

.. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

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scottyboy417 19

What is wrong with you? Most people wouldn't hesitate to tell their significant other of two years about an incident like that, it would make for a great laugh in my opinion if they were fun.

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Mysterious_one 26

get some help.. shower with the cat? were you high?

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skitzymew 19

YDI for not telling her. But also how could she not tell the difference between cat scatches and scratches from a humans fingers?

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valalvax 13

31 comments before someone realized this, I opened comments looking for this

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TanzWolf 26

Finally, I was wondering this as well... Human nails wouldn't leave scratches like that.

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Stryker_13 19

This just goes to show a wet pussy always takes priority xD

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rushalm 7

Woah Sick Bastard! I hope you didn't lose your virginity to the same cat!

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JuzReading 23

Is it really that hard to tell her the truth?

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nemcali 34

WHY did you want to shower with your cat???

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clemscott 10

I am assuming you do not have some disgusting fetish and were instead trying to wash the cat. In that case, how the hell is that embarrassing or awkward to talk about?

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sydstoomuch 19

But it seems you have the nerve to tell the whole world

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