By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
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quickit 24

YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

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Klima_fml 29

.. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

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psyjoniz 12

bs. shower with cat end up with scratches on your /back/?? nope. is the lie so important you are trying to validate it with an fml?

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KayyKaylyn 14

Then you must not have wanted her to stay.

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lwm 4

Really? You have enough bravery to face almost certain death in the bathtub, but you can't tell your gf what happened? You should be wearing your scars with pride, as warrior marks showing your passage into adulthood. Next time, wear chain mail.

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PresidentNorth 16

A lot of people in high school text like that. Just saying. So excuse her age?

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worldclassrager 39

What was hear reasoning? It's easier to give cats baths...either way it's probably not going to go well

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kstephens2326 15

Get over yourself and talk to your girlfriend. The worst she can do is laugh. Instead she thinks you are a lying cheating jerk. Lets be smart here bro.

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